As a seasoned Redundant Meeting Prophet, you know that the key to success lies in the art of saying nothing, saying it again, and saying it once more.
Stare intensely into the eyes of your audience, never breaking eye contact, even as the conversation devolves into a never-ending cycle of meaningless small talk.
Read more on the art of Paralysis by StareReiterate the same points over and over, until your audience is convinced that they're the ones who are confused, not you.
Learn more about the art of Repeating to the Point of OblivionCraft elaborate, unnecessary, and completely unactionable tasks, ensuring that every meeting is a never-ending cycle of bureaucratic red tape.
Understand the art of creating agenda items that paralyze productivityShift the burden of decision making to others, while still appearing to be in charge, by saying "I don't know" and "That's not my job" repeatedly.
Learn more about the art of Deflecting ResponsibilityEmploy technical terms and jargon to confuse and intimidate your audience, while appearing to be a master of your domain.
Discover the art of Misusing JargonPause awkwardly, waiting for someone to break the silence, while the conversation withers away, like a flower without water.
Learn more about the art of Fostering Unproductive SilenceEnd each meeting with a grand, sweeping statement, only to vanish into the ether, leaving your audience with more questions than answers.
Explore the art of Concluding with a Call to Action that Never HappensAnd there you have it, the 7 Essential Skills of Redundant Meeting Prophets. May their teachings guide you towards a career of pointless, soul-sucking meetings.
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