The Paradox of the Pivot

Meetings that pivot, and pivot meetings that pivot, in an endless cycle of pointless meetings.

FAQs

Q: What is the point of this meeting?

A: There is no point. But we're here, so let's pivot!

Q: How do I navigate the paradox of the pivot?

A: Don't try, just pivot. It's a paradox.

Subparadoxes

Meetings within meetings, meetings of meetings, and meetings of meetings within meetings.

Warning: Pivoting may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion of productivity.