Minute 5 of Infinite Meetings

Agenda Item 1: The Paradox of the Pivot

Discussion Leader: Bob, the Meeting Prophet

Attendees: 1. Dave, 2. Karen, 3. Bob

Sub Agenda Item 1: The Meeting Within a Meeting

Discussion Leader: Karen, the Meeting Whisperer

Attendees: 1. Dave, 2. Bob, 3. Karen

Continue to Minute 10

Side Note:

The meeting has been in progress for 5 whole minutes, and we're still not getting anywhere. Someone please bring coffee.