Meeting of the Emptyness

We've been having this meeting for 5 years now, and it's still going nowhere. The air is thick with anticipation, but our ideas are as empty as the conference room's coffee pot.

Techniques for Maximum Redundency | Paradox of the Pivot

Agenda:

Introduction to the concept of empty meetings
Discussion of the history of our meetings
Break for more empty discussion
Conclusion to nowhere

Attendees:

The Paradox of the Pivot
John from HR
Jane from Accounting
Bob from IT

(Note: I've included links to the 'techniques for maximum redundancy' and 'paradox of the pivot' as per the requested path, but feel free to modify or add to it as needed!)