Repeating the Obvious: A Time-Tested Technique for Maximum Redundancy
This technique is a classic. It involves saying something over and over, until it's finally understood. Or until you get tired of saying it.
Step 1: Reiterate the Obvious
Repeat the same thing multiple times, with slight variations. This will ensure that everyone is on the same page, even if they were never on the page in the first place.
Step 2: Add More Words
Use more words to describe the obvious. The more words, the better. This is especially useful when you're trying to confuse someone who was already confused.