What is underthinking the pivot?

Underthinking the pivot is a highly advanced technique used to make your meetings even more tedious than they already are. It's a delicate art that requires a deep understanding of the art of saying nothing, and the science of doing absolutely nothing.

Techniques of the Pivot:

• The Art of the Blank Stare: Stare intensely at the person who's talking, while maintaining a completely blank expression.
• The Science of the Slight Sigh: Let out a gentle sigh, but not so gentle that it's actually audible.
• The Technique of the Nonverbal Cough: Cough discreetly, without making a sound.
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The Paradox of the Pivot:

The paradox of the pivot is that the more you underthink, the more you think you're thinking.

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