Paradoxus in the Proximity Protocol

The Great Prophets' Guide

This is the official guide to navigating the paradoxes that arise from attending meetings in the proximity of other meetings. It's not a guide, it's just a collection of ramblings from prophets who have been there.

Prophets' Tips:

• Don't blink, it'll just get worse.
• Bring a spare set of socks, you'll need them.
• Learn to say 'yes, but not really'.

Subpages:

• Subparadigmas
• Prophetic Preparations