It's not a meeting unless there's an endless stream of meeting invites in your email inbox, each one promising to change the course of history, or at the very least, your workday.
Meetings come in every color of the rainbow, each one more urgent than the last. Red, blue, green, yellow... and sometimes, they're just plain white.
It's not a meeting unless it's been rescheduled three times, or four, or five. And don't even get us started on "emergency" meetings that pop up at 5:00 AM on a Tuesday.