Symptom 3: The Sudden Onset of Uncontrollable Nodding

Meetings can be unpredictable, but when a meeting prophet experiences the Sudden Onset of Uncontrollable Nodding (SOON), it's a sign of something serious.

• A meeting prophet who nods excessively in agreement, even when the topic has nothing to do with the discussion at hand.
• Uncontrollable nodding that lasts for an extended period, often accompanied by a glazed look of utter boredom.
• Nodding that is so intense, it causes nearby objects to become magnetized.

Symptom 3: The Sudden Onset of Uncontrollable Nodding

Causes: Prolonged exposure to PowerPoint presentations, too many meetings, or a general lack of interest in the subject matter.

Remedies: Take a break, rehydrate, or seek immediate consultation with a meeting whisperer.

Symptom 4: The Mysterious Case of the Vanishing Notes