MEETING PROPHETS: THE ART OF REPEATING THE OBVIOUS

Welcome to the Meeting Prophets, where the art of rephrasing the obvious is a sacred tradition.

We take the most mundane tasks and wrap them in a veneer of mystery, making them seem like ancient wisdom.

Our prophets have spent years honing their craft, and their words are like razor-sharp daggers that cut through the fog of confusion.

But be warned: their prophecies come at a cost. You may find yourself questioning the nature of reality, or worse, actually understanding the meeting's purpose.

So, if you're feeling lost, or just need some clarity, come for the Meeting Prophets. We'll make it clear as day.

Read the Prophetic Parodies for a dose of irony and confusion.

Consult the Meeting Philosophers for deeper insights into the nature of the universe, or at least, the nature of meetings.

Browse the Prophetic Proverbs for wisdom that's been passed down through the ages, or at least, since last week's meeting.