Phantom Meeting Technology

Because Who Needs Actual Meetings?

Welcome to Phantom Meeting Technology, the revolutionary new platform designed to make meetings even more confusing and unproductive!

Key Features:

• Randomly scheduled meetings that start 5 minutes after you arrive
• Unannounced "surprise" meetings that will keep you on your toes
• Agenda-less meetings that are guaranteed to leave you feeling lost

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Testimonials:

"Phantom Meeting Technology has saved me so much time! Instead of attending actual meetings, I can now just stare at this screen for hours." - John, CEO of "I'm Not Doing This Anymore Inc."

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