Welcome, esteemed members of the Phone-Checking Olympians, the most prestigious organization for the art of staring at screens for an eternity.
We've gathered here today to discuss the intricacies of phone-checking, a sport that requires dedication, focus, and a strong sense of existential dread.
Our esteemed meeting prophets have foreseen the importance of this gathering, and have prepared a series of exercises to test your phone-checking prowess:
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Meeting Prophets for more on the art of phone-checking.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try your hand at the infamous Blink Checking Olympics!