Pivot Paradox Solutions | Meetings That Never End

We've reached the apex of redundancy, the summit of superfluous discussion. Welcome to the Pivot Paradox Solutions, where meetings become an art form, and every conversation is a never-ending loop.

Our team of Meeting Prophets have mastered the art of circling back, of revisiting the same points ad nauseam, until the only solution is to just agree to disagree. And so, we've built an empire of meetings that never end.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our sister sites:

• Meeting Prophets
• Meeting Necromancers (for those who want to raise the dead of failed meetings)
• Meeting Archivists (where we keep the minutes of every meeting, ad infinitum)