Our meetings are designed to be as exciting as a timeshare presentation, as engaging as a root canal, and as thrilling as a tax audit. By visiting this website, you acknowledge that you are willing to risk being drawn into an infinite loop of meetings, where the same agenda is repeated ad infinitum.
Our prophets of meetings are trained in the art of saying the same thing 12 times, with increasing levels of desperation. They are also experts in the field of finding ways to rephrase the same question, with varying degrees of success.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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Our meetings are not responsible for lost productivity, increased caffeine intake, or spontaneous combustion. However, we cannot guarantee against the possibility.
Our prophets are not responsible for the content of our meetings. Or the content of this website. Or the content of your sanity.