Prophecies for the Future

As we gaze into the crystal ball of meeting rooms, our team of expert prophecies has foreseen the following:

• More meetings will be scheduled for Tuesdays.
• Coffee will still be too strong.
• The conference room will continue to be stuck in 1995.
• Someone will still bring their cat to the meeting.

Don't worry, our prophecies are always 99.9% accurate.

Stay tuned for more updates on the future.

Or just leave us alone, we're trying to meet.