Prophecies of Procrastination

Prophet 1: The Oracle of "Just 5 More Minutes"

"The apocalypse will not come for 5 more minutes, I swear."

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Prophet 2: The Seer of "Someday"

"Someday, you will finally finish that report. But not today."

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Prophet 3: The Visionary of "When I Get Around To It"

"When I get around to it, I will have finished the project. But until then, it will remain unfinished."

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Prophet 4: The Sibyl of "I'll Get Right On It"

"I will get right on it, I promise! But first, let me check my email."

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