Prophecies of Staff Meetings

Meetings: where the future is decided, but the past is always a topic of discussion.

A collection of prophecies foretold by the prophets of Staff Meetings.

• Prophecies of Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Prophesied Visions of the Future (But Mostly the Present)
• Decisions that Will Never Be Made (But Maybe One Day)
• Idea Generation through Extrapolation and Nonsensical Reasoning

Warning: Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Caffeine Overload
• Exhaustion
• Loss of productivity
• Unnecessary paperwork