Prophecies of Suffering

Welcome to the meeting where the prophets of suffering gather to share their most dire predictions.

The Great Coffee Stain of Despair

A dark and foreboding stain shall spread across the office floor, a harbinger of the impending doom that is the morning meeting.

The ink shall run dry, the toner shall run out, and the world shall be plunged into darkness.

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