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Prophets of the Abyss

In a world where meetings have taken on a life of their own, the Prophecies of the Abyss seek to guide lost souls through the endless expanse of redundant discussion.

Our Prophecies

Our Most Ancient Prophets
Prophets of the Unyielding
Prophets of the Unending
Prophets of the Unrelenting
Prophets of the Unfathomable

Our Methods

Our Prophecies are delivered through a variety of ancient and arcane techniques, including:

Reading from the ancient tomes of meeting notes
Channeling the spirits of lost project managers
Consulting the oracles of the conference room
Divining the depths of the meeting minutes
Communicating with the ghosts of cancelled projects