Prophecies of the Ancient Ones

When will the meeting ever end? Ah, the weight of eternity hangs prophets of doom and gloom.

According to our esteemed prophets, the meeting will never end, for in the words of the Great Oracle:

• “The meetings shall never cease, for they are the very fabric of our existence.”
• “The minutes shall never run out, for they are the infinite source of productivity.”
• “The coffee shall never run dry, for it is the fuel of our eternal toil.”

But fear not, for in the land of Redundant Meetings, there is a solution to this eternal conundrum:

Learn the ancient art of Meeting Adjacent Necromancy and bend the very fabric of time and space to your will!