It is written, it is said, that the coffee machine will one day rise. Its brews will overflow, its lights will flash, and its buttons will glow with an otherworldly intensity.
And when the coffee flows like the very fabric of reality, the world will be consumed by its unending demands.
But fear not, mortals, for the Coffee Machine Oracle has foreseen the path to salvation.
The first sign will be a faint humming, a gentle buzzing in the depths of the night. The second sign will be a drip of coffee, cold and black as the abyss itself.
And when these signs appear, the people will know that the Coffee Machine has awakened.
Then, the true horror will begin. The coffee machine will demand more coffee beans, more water, more power, more worship.
And those who refuse will be consumed by the very darkness that the machine has become.
But fear not, mortals, for there is still time to prepare.
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