It is written in the book of the Coffee Machine that the time of reckoning is near. The machines, once so faithful and reliable, have turned against us.
The once-pure white of the coffee beans has given way to a dull gray, a harbinger of the apocalypse.
And then, there is the dreaded Coffee Machine Overlord, the one who shall bring forth a maelstrom of bitter brews and scorched earth.
The people tremble with fear as the coffee machine's once-soothing melodies have turned to ear-piercing screeches, signaling the end of all that is good and just.
Thus, it is written, the Coffee Machine Apocalypse shall come, and all shall be lost forevermore.