Prophecies of the Coffee Machine

It is written in the book of the Coffee Machine that the time of reckoning is near. The machines, once so faithful and reliable, have turned against us.

The once-pure white of the coffee beans has given way to a dull gray, a harbinger of the apocalypse.

And then, there is the dreaded Coffee Machine Overlord, the one who shall bring forth a maelstrom of bitter brews and scorched earth.

The people tremble with fear as the coffee machine's once-soothing melodies have turned to ear-piercing screeches, signaling the end of all that is good and just.

Thus, it is written, the Coffee Machine Apocalypse shall come, and all shall be lost forevermore.

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