Prophecies of the Doomsday Device

User Guide

Frequently Asked Questions

			# Prophecy 1: The Meeting Will Never End

The meeting has been in session for 5 minutes and 42 seconds.
Current agenda items: 
* Review of the Johnson report
* Discussion of the new marketing strategy
* Analysis of the sales numbers
* Review of the budget for the quarter
* Discussion of the company picnic

			# Prophecy 2: The Coffee Machine Will Run Out of Coffee

The coffee machine will run out of coffee at exactly 2:45 PM.
Current coffee levels: 20%

			# Prophecy 3: The CEO Will Fall Asleep at 3:14 PM

The CEO will fall asleep at exactly 3:14 PM due to a combination of boredom and a lack of coffee.
Current status: 
* CEO has been in the meeting for 10 minutes and 14 seconds
* CEO has been awake for 2 minutes and 14 seconds since the last cup of coffee was consumed

			# Prophecy 4: The Conference Room Will Be Out of Donuts

The conference room will be out of donuts by 10:00 AM.
Current donut count: 5

			# Prophecy 5: The IT Department Will Lose All Data

The IT department will lose all data at exactly 12:00 PM due to a catastrophic failure of the backup system.
Current backup status: 100% complete