Prophecy 2: The Great Coffee Machine Malfunction

In the year 2050, the coffee machine in the conference room will finally break down, but not before spewing forth a tidal wave of lukewarm water and disappointment.

Section 1: The Warning Signs

The Elders of the Council had seen it coming. They had been warned by the Oracle of the Water Cooler, who whispered tales of a impending disaster in the darkest corners of the office.

The coffee machine will not turn on.
The sugar jar will be prophets-only.
The creamer will be empty, yet somehow still somehow full.

Heed our words, mortals, and stock up on your coffee beans, for the time of reckoning is nigh!

Continue reading Section 2: The Great Migration for more on this most dire of predictions.

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