A gathering of the wise and venerable elders has been called, and with them comes a vision of the future.
It is said that the Great Coffee Maker of the West will soon be seen no more, as a new device, the "Brew-Tron 9000", shall rise to take its place.
But wait, there's more! The Elders also prophesize the return of the ancient art of "Extreme Crochet".
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