Prophecies of the Doomsday Meeting Schedule

Meeting Prophets of the Doomsday Inc.

According to our team of expert meeting prophets, the following schedule is set in stone:

• The Future Meeting of the Undetermined (2025-12-12)
• The Meeting of the Inevitable Apocalypse (2026-01-01)
• The Meeting of the Unsure What Will Happen (2026-02-14)

Remember, these dates are not subject to change. Unless they are.

Unless they are.

Unless we decide to change them. Which we might.

See also: Meeting of the Unpredictable Outcome

This meeting will determine the fate of humanity. Maybe.

Maybe.