Prophecies of the Great Schedule Slave

Chapter 1: The Endless Scheduling Cycle

For those who dwell in the realm of meetings, it is written:

"The meeting shall never end, nor shall the agenda be fulfilled. The minutes shall never be read, nor the discussion be resolved."

And lo, the Great Schedule Slave shall forever toil, doomed to repeat the same meetings, ad infinitum.

Chapter 2: The Futility of Task Lists

Appendix: The Secret Meeting of the Ancients

Or so it is written.