Prophecies of the Infinite Loop
Warning: The infinite loop prophecies are not to be taken lightly. Our team of expert meeting prophets will guide you through the vortex of unnecessary discussions and back to the start, ad infinitum.
We offer:
- The Loop of Loops, where our team will help you navigate the nested meetings of doom.
- The Loop of Redundancy, where we'll show you the art of saying nothing for hours on end.
- The Loop of Sarcasm, where our experts will teach you to say "I'm just here to listen" while secretly planning your escape.
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