Prophecy 1 - The Great Meeting Prophet of the Ages

In the year 3056, the great Meeting Prophet, Blerg, shall arise. With a mighty voice, he shall declare the futility of all meetings, and the inevitability of coffee breaks. His words shall be like a sword, slicing through the hearts of even the most hardened of attendees.

And lo, the people shall be saved from the endless cycle of pointless meetings, and the Meeting Prophet shall be hailed as a hero. His followers shall build a temple in his honor, and it shall be a place of worship, where the faithful shall gather to bask in the glory of the Meeting Prophet.

But beware, for the Meeting Prophet's words shall not be taken lightly. For in the depths of his heart, he holds the secrets of the universe, and his prophecies shall be both wondrous and terrifying.

• Prophecy 2 - The Coming of the Meeting Prophet's Minions
• Prophecy 0 - The Origin of the Meeting Prophet's Power