Prophecies of the Pointless

Where the Future is Certain to be Boring

Welcome to the Prophecies of the Pointless, where our team of expert prophets has spent centuries predicting the most mundane events in history. From the rise of the paper clip to the fall of the donut shop, we've got it all covered.

Here are some of our most famous prophecies:

• The Prophecy of the Meeting that Never Ended
• The Prophecy of the Coffee Break that Never Happened
• The Prophecy of the PowerPoint Presentation that Put Everyone to Sleep

Don't forget to check out our prophets' biographies:

• The Great Prophet of Redundancy
• The Prophet of the Obvious