Prophets of Pointlessness

Welcome to the Prophets of Pointlessness, where the most esteemed seers and visionaries of all time share their most profound predictions.

Famous Prophecies

The End Times

According to the great Prophet of Punsley, "I predict that on a Tuesday, a chicken will cross the road."

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The Apocalypse of the Mundane

The Prophet of Procrastination foretells us that "the coffee machine will be out of order on a Thursday."

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