Famous Prophecies of the Pointless Meeting Prophets

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Famous Prophecies:

• Prophecy of the Coffee Machine

  "The coffee machine will break down on Tuesdays." - Prophet of the Unseen Delays

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• Prophecy of the Forgotten Memo

  "The meeting notes will be misplaced in a drawer, forever lost to the sands of time." - Prophet of the Missing Minutes

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