Prophesied to be Pointless

Prophecy 1 of 10: The Meeting Will Never End

The meeting will never end. It will just go on forever, like the never-ending loop of pointless discussion that it is.

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Prophecy 2 of 10: The Meeting Will Be Held in a Conference Room

It will be held in a conference room, with a projector that doesn't work and chairs that are too small for everyone.

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Prophecy 3 of 10: The Meeting Will Be Held at 8am on Monday

It will be held at 8am, when everyone is still half asleep and the coffee machine is still broken.

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Prophecy 4 of 10: The Meeting Will Have a PowerPoint Presentation

It will be filled with 50 slides of irrelevant information and 100 bullet points.

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Prophecy 5 of 10: The Meeting Will Run for 3 Hours

And then it will go on for another 2 hours because nobody knows how to end it.

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Prophecy 6 of 10: The Meeting Will Have a Break for Lunch

With free donuts, but they will all be gone in 10 minutes.

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Prophecy 7 of 10: The Meeting Will Have a Break for Coffee

And then the meeting will start again, because that's just how it goes.

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Prophecy 8 of 10: The Meeting Will Have a Break for Snacks

Because meetings are always better with more free food.

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Prophecy 9 of 10: The Meeting Will End with a Group Hug

Because that's just the worst part.

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