The meeting will never end. It will just go on forever, like the never-ending loop of pointless discussion that it is.
Read more about The Meeting Will Never End Read more about The Meeting Will Be Held in a Conference RoomIt will be held in a conference room, with a projector that doesn't work and chairs that are too small for everyone.
Read more about The Meeting Will Be Held at 8am on MondayIt will be held at 8am, when everyone is still half asleep and the coffee machine is still broken.
Read more about The Meeting Will Have a PowerPoint PresentationIt will be filled with 50 slides of irrelevant information and 100 bullet points.
Read more about The Meeting Will Run for 3 HoursAnd then it will go on for another 2 hours because nobody knows how to end it.
Read more about The Meeting Will Have a Break for LunchWith free donuts, but they will all be gone in 10 minutes.
Read more about The Meeting Will Have a Break for CoffeeAnd then the meeting will start again, because that's just how it goes.
Read more about The Meeting Will Have a Break for SnacksBecause meetings are always better with more free food.
Read more about The Meeting Will End with a Group HugBecause that's just the worst part.
Read more about The Meeting Will End with a Group Sing-Along