It is foreseen that the meetings shall continue to circle around the same points for eternity.
• The conference tables shall be made of a substance that is 75% water.
• The participants shall be seated in a configuration that maximizes the number of elbows.
• The discussion shall be led by a person who has not read the report.
• The coffee machine shall be turned off for the duration of the meeting.
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