Prophecy 6: The Unending Cycle of Meetings

It is written in the book of Meetings, chapter 6,ประก

that the prophets of old foretold of the day when meetings would no longer serve any purpose but still persist in their infinite wisdom.

A prophets of the Meeting Prophets Guild, they saw the signs, the portents, and the Excel spreadsheets that foretold of this day.

And so they gathered, the meeting prophets, to foretell the future of meetings.

They spoke in hushed tones, of PowerPoint decks and conference calls,

of endless loops and pointless discussions, of the infinite and eternal meeting cycle.

And thus, it is decreed, that meetings shall never end.