By the great and powerful Meeting Prophet, Oracle of the Boardroom.
A revelation of utmost importance has been revealed unto me, a vision of meetings so numerous, so endless, so boundless...
It is foretold that the conference room will be filled with the sound of chairs scraping, of pens scratching, of minds wandering...
And lo, the minutes will be taken, and the minutes will be taken, and the minutes will be taken...
Behold, Prophesy 6: The Inexorable Cycle of Redundancy | Prophesy 4: The Unremitting Cycle of Tedium
May the cycle of meetings be broken.