Prophesies from the Plate
Welcome, mortals, to the realm of Prophesies from the Plate, where the most revered seers of the land gather to foretell the fates of all things related to the communal spread.
Our Prophesies:
Recent Prophesies:
Today, our most esteemed prophets have seen:
- That there will be exactly 17 types of coleslaw served at the next potluck.
- That the conference room chairs will be rearranged in a pattern resembling a giant game of Tetris.
- That someone will spill coffee on the conference table at precisely 2:14 PM.
Our Prophets:
Our team of expert prophets include:
