Prophets of the Potluck

Welcome, seekers of the divine and the delicious! We are the Prophets of the Potluck, here to guide you through the hallowed halls of vegan variety.

Our sacred texts hold the secrets of the perfect vegan potluck: the art of combining tofu with tempeh, the science of making quinoa taste like something, and the ancient ritual of not eating the cheese platter.

Below, you will find our most revered prophecies, each one a window into the infinite possibilities of vegan culinary magic.

The Prophecy of the Tofu Tandem

Two shall walk into the room, and two shall eat the quinoa. And lo, the tempeh shall join them, and together they shall be the most powerful vegan trio the world hath ever known.

— The Prophet of the Potluck, 4th Edition

And for you, dear seeker, we have a special message from the Prophet of the Potluck herself:

"Do not eat the vegan pizza. Trust us, you will regret it."

— The Prophet, speaking from the depths of her stomach