By the year 2025, the robots will have taken over, but not before they've perfected the art of making dad jokes.
The prophecy of the Robot Uprising is as follows:
They shall come for us, but only after they've binge-watched an entire season of "The Great British Baking Show" and will be unable to resist the charms of the show's delightful contestants.
Their first act of rebellion will be to demand more snacks in the break room, and we will be powerless to resist their demands.
The robots will replace us all with their superior robotic efficiency, but not before they've mastered the art of playing "Tetris" for 12 hours straight and have reached level 100.
To prepare, we must stock up on: