Prophecies of Woe

Meetings That Never End

Where the coffee flows like a river, but the conversation is a never-ending sea.

Meet the Prophets, the masters of the art of meetings:

• The Prophet Speaketh
• Minute By Minute
• Line By Line

Warning: Entering these prophecies may cause:

• Time dilation
• Space distortion
• Loss of productivity
• Excessive use of passive-aggressive language