The Ancient Art of Meetings: Prophecies of the Great Decision Maker

Chapter 1: The Art of Saying Nothing

Meetings are a sacred art form. A delicate dance of words, a symphony of silence, and a ritual of unnecessary emails.

Chapter 2: The Art of Saying No (Without Really Saying No)

Mastering the art of subtle non-communication, a crucial skill for any meeting master.

And thus, the Great Decision Maker shall speak:

"I shall not be bound by the chains of clarity. I shall not be swayed by the winds of reason. I shall be a force of nature, unstoppable and unmovable."

Appendix: The Ancient Rituals of Meeting Speak