Prophecies of the Great Organizer

Prophecy 1: The Meeting Will Never End

Thus saith the Great Organizer: "Thy meeting shall be a never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and unproductive deliberation."

Thus saith the Great Organizer: "Thy meeting shall be a slideshow of slides with bullet points, all of which shall be read aloud in a monotone."

Thus saith the Great Organizer: "Thy meeting shall be accompanied by a free pizza, for the purpose of distracting thee from the true agenda."

Thus saith the Great Organizer: "Thy meeting shall be a meta-meeting, where thou shalt discuss the very nature of meetings themselves."