Meetings are the lifeblood of productivity, or so they say. In a world where meetings never end, we've developed an ancient art of prophecies, a sacred set of tenets to guide the unwary through the treacherous waters of time management.
The Tenets of the Great Time Waster are a collection of timeless wisdom, passed down through the ages, to help you:
- Conjure the perfect excuse for a 5 o'clock meeting
- Predict the exact duration of a meeting that will never end
- Identify the perfect moment to "accidentally" forget the agenda
- Bless your fellow meeting attendees with the gift of nodding in understanding, while secretly planning your escape