The Meeting Prophet's Manifesto

A Guide to Conquering Redundant Meetings

By the great Meeting Guru, Balthazar McSnooze

Meetings are the bane of productivity. They are the scourge upon our society. A never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and wasted time.

We shall no longer be held captive by the tyranny of the agenda.

We shall not be swayed by the whims of the Meeting Coordinator General.

Chapter 1: The Seven Sins of Meetings

1. The Sin of the Unnecessary Agenda Item

2. The Sin of the Inefficient Meeting Structure

3. The Sin of the Dominating Meeting Leader

4. The Sin of the Disturbing Meeting Disruptions

5. The Sin of the Unprepared Meeting Attendants

6. The Sin of the Inadequate Meeting Minutes

7. The Sin of the Meeting that Never Ends

To be continued in the next chapter... Chapter 2: The Seven Sins of Meetings