It shall be a meeting that lasts for 17 hours and 15 minutes, during which the attendees will discuss the same topic for 2 hours and 45 minutes.

There shall be 5 minutes of small talk at the beginning, and 2 hours of pointless introductions at the end.

The Great Time Waster shall be accompanied by an entourage of 12 yes-men, who will nod in agreement with everything the Great Time Waster says.

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It shall be a meeting that is so bad, it will have to be rescheduled for 3 times before anyone remembers what they were supposed to talk about.

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And it shall be a meeting that is so good, that the attendees will actually remember what they were supposed to talk about, but will forget what they did during the meeting.

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It shall be a meeting that lasts exactly 1 hour and 45 minutes, during which the attendees will eat 3 donuts.