And lo, the prophecy foretold:
On the day of the meeting, the projector shall be stuck on the screen, but not the presentation.
There shall be a debate about the color of the font, and the debate shall be so heated that the projector shall be left on, but not the lights in the room.
The attendees shall be so engrossed in their own thoughts that they shall forget the purpose of the meeting, and the time shall be squandered.
A single soul shall be appointed to lead the meeting, but that soul shall be a mere mortal, and the fate of the meeting shall be sealed.
And lo, the prophecy is fulfilled, for on that day, the meeting shall be the most epic waste of time in the history of the land.
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