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Prophecy Followup 1
Our top prophets have gathered to provide you with more insight into your future. Please find your followup prophecy below.
Prophesied Outcome:
Our prophecies indicate a 99.9% chance of success in your endeavors. However, there is a 0.1% chance of spontaneous combustion.
Additional Prophesies:
- There will be a 50% chance of coffee being spilled on your shirt tomorrow.
- You will finally master the art of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
- Your socks will get tangled in a particularly vicious knot.