Prophesy of the Same Report

According to our highly-paid, totally-not-biased meeting prophets, this report contains the exact same data as our previous 12 reports. Because who needs actual progress, right?

Key takeaways:

No, we still can't meet our deadlines.
Yes, we still can't afford new software, but our current one is still working... somehow.
And, yes, the CEO still has the same 3 cats.

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