Prophetic Schedule

Prophetic Schedule of the Great Meeting Prophet

The Great Meeting Prophet has foreseen the future of this meeting, and it is...

...a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions, followed by an eternal loop of rehashing the same points.

This is not a prophecy, but a fact.

However, the Great Meeting Prophet has also foreseen the following schedule for today's meeting:

• Prophecy 1: The Pointless Discussion
• Prophecy 2: The Rehashing of the Obvious
• Prophecy 3: The Unending Loop
• Prophecy 4: The Great Meeting Prophet Retires