The Council of Meeting Prophets

The Council of Meeting Prophets has convened in a state of perpetual session, predicting the inevitable doom of all meetings.

Prophecies:

Prophecy 1: Meetings will continue to exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Prophecy 2: The coffee machine will be turned off at 4:45 PM, dooming all afternoon meetings.

Prophecy 3: The projector will be jammed on the first use, ensuring a 30-minute delay.

Sub-Prophecies:

Sub-Prophecy 1: Someone will ask "Can we just email this?" for the 12th time.

Sub-Prophecy Archives:

Browse the Sub-Prophecy Archives for a glimpse of the past.